Originally Posted by Paloma

Hahaha getting caught masturbating is kind of awkward.
I remember once, one of my vibrators had gone through the wash, and I was sitting out on the swing in my garden, my mom comes out to me with it in her hand, I swear you could see a thought bubble that was "...." and she hands it to me and I'm all "........" back

awkward

Or, another time, I told her I needed double A's (for my camera, actually) and she asked me what they were for, and I told her, and she goes
"Oh, I thought they were for your dildo"