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Old 03-08-2010, 05:16 PM   #2269 (permalink)
VEGANGELICA
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Thank you. Maybe you can turn them into songs.
Hmm...that would be funny! Maybe people would like my songs if we use your lyrics and you sing them, too! Nude. On the lawn.

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Haha! That's great. I've been caught numerous times either touching myself in the passenger seat or coming back up from a blow job in the car.
This is the reason, 333, that learning the fine art of no-hands/no-dildo orgasms is a great masturbation method for all woman to master. The month I spent perfecting this technique as a teen has served me well over the years.

And I mean very well
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