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Old 03-08-2010, 05:49 PM   #2275 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by tore View Post
No-hands/No-dildo?

What ancient secrets have you tapped into?

I can only think of two immediate possibilities. Either you're rubbing up against stuff or you're able to think yourself to an orgasm.
Heh-heh. Flock round, oh young grasshoppers, as I explain the ancient art of no-hands/no-dildo orgasm, for only the most knowledgable and experienced would know how to...

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali View Post
I think she means using muscle contractions and leg squeezing to induce the orgasm. I had a girlfriend who knew how to do that. Needless to say, it didn't make me feel better about what I was bringing to the table. It's like bringing a landline to a cellphone party.
Damn, Freebase! You know *everything* don't you!!

Freebase is very right, though: you just cross your legs while sitting in a chair, and slowly squeeze your legs together, focusing the pressure around your clitoris area, and holding the squeeze for around...hmm...let me see...oh, yes....3 seconds. (Kegels are optional!) Then relax completely, and around 8 seconds later repeat the squeezing and holding. After doing this a number of times (I'll count, next time, so I can give a better report) you can eventually work up to an orgasm. (Practice makes it easier to do.) You can then have no-hands orgasms while sitting in lecture and taking notes, while at work ostensibly working, and while typing at the computer, even . Usually during the last several minutes leading up to orgasm, though, you have to concentrate and c a n ' t ty p[ e v e ry w e L aJLSa;siel

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