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Originally Posted by Janszoon
I just came across this turkey glove and thought I'd share. I love the expression on its face. Probably not something you could use for a prostate exam though.
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If they make a latex version, THEN we're talkin' turkey!
I know this is the "girly" thread, but one of the things I've wondered about is what it feels like for men to have a prostate exam....so this may be a "girly" thing to think about. So, Janszoon, you inspired me to learn more about prostate exams online and here is a funny description I found:
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ABOUT PROSTATE EXAMS:
5.) The doctor will then jam his finger back stage and feel around for your prostate. If you're like most men, (at this point in the exam) you're gritting your teeth, your eyes are tightly closed and you may be crying. Not from pain, of course, but from the sheer terror of another dude's finger in your smokestack. Then as quickly as it happens, it's finished. He's done.
6.) Wipe away the tears and lift up your trousers, you big wuss. You're all done. Now go home and take a shower so you don't have a case of KY ass for the rest of the day.
How To Survive Your Prostate Exam
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I think a prostate exam is much, much less invasive than a gynecological exam for girls and women. It doesn't sound like a prostate exam hurts...but a gynecological exam can be uncomfortable. Of course, it is important to do for one's health. I don't want to scare any girls or women away from gynecological exams! I just find it helps to know what to expect.
Actually, now that I think of all women go through with gynecological issues, I do think we've got the hard part and men get off easy (ha ha!). Even my child says to me: "I'm glad I'm not a girl because I won't have to go through the pain of childbirth to have a baby!" I tell him, "That's true, but you also don't get the fun of experiencing what it's like to grow a child inside you, like a character in an Aliens movie!" Go Sigourney! My hero!!!
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Jackhammer...I think men aren't useless at all! I suspect they are much nicer, overall, than vibrators. Even vibrator flashlights. If there *is* a vibrator that can carry drinks...hmmm...well, there may be some competition there...but NO NO, men are much nicer, I'm quite certain, when you consider the whole package. (I've never used a vibrator, though, so maybe someone else should answer this question.)