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Old 03-30-2010, 11:02 AM   #141 (permalink)
VEGANGELICA
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Originally Posted by right-track View Post
I'd like to see a few tutorials from those who know what they're doing.

Stuff like; how best to cut a cigar, the correct way to fold a breast pocket handkerchief.
I'd even settle for a demonstration on how to strip and oil a fire arm.

But please gentlemen...no more pubes!
I've shot rifles and one cool, slick, black pistol of some sort with quite a kickback...but I don't know how to strip and oil a fire arm. I may know how to strip and oil some things...but not a firearm!

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I don't smoke cigars and I don't know anything about kneckerchiefs... I feel like I don't quite belong in this club.
I like you. A brave loner. The quintissential male (if you are male): not afraid to be different. Not bowing to social pressure. A man among men, etc. etc.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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