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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi random stranger
Stranger: hi *slides bloody axe under the bed*
You: So what are you doing with an axe?
Stranger: if you cant tell what im doing with a bloody axe then i feel awfully sorry for you
You: let me guess you were eating fried chicken?
Stranger: why in the world would fried chicken leave blood behind. does your fried chicken bleed when you eat it?
You: Well I thought you own a chicken ranch and make fried chicken from scratch.
Stranger: i have literally no words to respond. your answer has left me speechless.
You: So what are you telling me, you were not eating fried chicken in bed?
Stranger: no i was not
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You just made this up... didn't you Neapolitan?