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Originally Posted by Janszoon
I hope you vomited directly on one of the chucklers.
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Ha ha! I'm so sorry Janszoon...that whole story about students replacing cultured meat with real meat to get me to eat it was actually just one I made up for April Fool's day! I decided to see if anyone would fall for it. Now I feel guilty!
But thank you for your sympathy. Just so you know: I only tell lies on April Fool's Day! Well...except I did once tell kayleigh I'm a 30-something-year-old man, but she already knew I'm in my 20s. And I lie in the BS thread. And in the fake argument thread. And and and...
I doubt I'd actually vomit if I ate meat, though. Once during the last few years I accidentally ate a shred of some meat in some "marinara" sauce that had been mislabeled at a restaurant pasta bar, and I kept it down. It was a very small piece, though. The size of a maggot. I probably wouldn't even vomit if I ate a maggot. Or a spider. I eat peanut butter after all! That has all sorts of insect parts in it.
I once accidentally ate a fly, too, that flew into my mouth. I mostly just felt sorry for it...I had closed my mouth and crushed it, I think, before I realized it was there! I felt its little wings on my tongue...