Originally Posted by Chubbosaurus

"I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island"

Awww ****, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shawty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f***in deck (yeah, shawty)
But stay on your mother****in toes! We runnin this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherf***in boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherf***er take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and sh!t
This dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the f*** up, this boat is real}

**** land, I'm on a boat, motherf***er (motherf***er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, motherf***er (motherf***er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf***er (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherf***er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I f***ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf***in boat

Whoahhh Sha-sha-shorty, shorty Yeah yeah yeahhh

... worst song ever