A friend of my Dad's told me a story about a rich yuppie couple walking out of his apartment building with one of these tiny dogs. As they walked out, the dog proceeded to take a shit on his front step right in front of him, so he said something like, "uhm excuse me, can you pick that up?" The yuppie male didn't take kindly to anyone telling him what to do, so he responded, "go fuck yourself," which was a mistake. My Dad's friend picked up the warm poop in his hand, walked up to the deserving yupster, and threw it in his face. What a guy.
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