Originally Posted by mojopinuk

"A rowdy northern friend of mine took his bird to some clubs for her birthday it turned out her friends were in the same club. Sensing this was to be a **** night he bought her a helium balloon and tied it to her wrist telling her that she had to keep it on as it was special. The balloon aloft her head gave up her position anywhere in the club allowing him to get off with several other birds. Simples. LAD"