The ostrich was only trying to get into your pants dude he didn't love you but now I ask "Does the ostrich seduce people because of his cocaine addiction or is he really just a huge TMNT fan. On an unrelated note jeans taste better fried in sock butter not fresh orange wood pulp with tattoos of John Major fighting gargoyles on their face but you have to ask is life made for washing swan neck or is it for something much darker like coffee flavoured fish pies which I heard that Rob Schneider had a fetish for but anyway my point is the violent pecking order that we originally name society is broken but is that a bad thing recent research in garlic cloves has proved otherwise. Also donkey penis.
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