Why did the chicken crossed the road? Was it becuase he was being purpsued by the long arm of the law. "What's that white stuff on top of chicken shit?" asked the puzzled officier as he looked down at a stain on his recently polish black boots. "Chicken shit!" exuberantly exclaim the perp hand-cuffed in the back of his cruiser. "No I'm not!" said the chicken as he was dodging oncoming traffic "I just crossed state line, dumbass!."
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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