Dear Diary,
FAO 16 year old Mojo.
You really shouldn't have been a little bastard in secondary school and college. You really shouldn't have sat in the pub or gone wandering when you should have been in lessons. You really should have put more effort into your coursework rather than leave it all to the night before and getting shit grades.
If you had only known that nearly 10 years later your 14 year old niece would beat you at Facebook Scrabble, you'd give yourself a slap and sort your life out!
Fuck you, me.
Mojo
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