Feeding it awkward/difficult grammatical constructs is the best way to make it crash and burn
This is the sort of thing up with which I will not put. Would that I could but I can't so I shan't. Although I had not intended to change my mind, if I were to do so, having previously been tenacious in my cause, I would then resign myself to being inadequate, as is required of me.
10 translations later...
They are not. I think I can, but it can. Although this will not change my mind if I did not, for me to expand, I want to thank the most unpleasant, but we needed.