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Originally Posted by mojopinuk
I've said that to my mother once. The only time i have ever or will ever say that to her involved a massive hangover and being woken up. I wasnt all there at all and so hadnt realised I had said it at the time until i got showered and poured some coffee.
Unfortunately, that morning was Christmas morning.
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I go drinking every xmas eve and a friend bit me in the face :| I ate my xmas dinner with my whole family (gran, papa, the lot) with a massive swollen purple bruised cheek. Gran asked I obliged. She said my friend was an animal and had "mauled" me. I still drunkenly said "shutit". My gran almost died off being a strict catholic that didn't even ever let me say "godsake".
But yeah Ive told my dad to **** off before he was all in my face (lol) and i was so intimidated so i just said "**** off" and then put a pillow over my face lmao.