Ha ha! Those were both funny, Sljslj. Nice irony in both.
The "die then get a fine" sign reminds me of what I say to people about wearing seatbelts: "I always wear my seatbelt because I know if I died in a car accident due to not wearing one, my parents would kill me!!!"
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan:
If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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