Up here where I currently am in the arctic, communication is often in english, but it's most often not the first language of those who speak it. Here, it's not uncommon to f
uck yourself in the mouth with a cup of coffee in the morning. Nor is it uncommon to rape a cheese if you want some sprinkled on the pizza you're making.
This is of course not the correct use of those words, but I like it just the same.
