I've been compared to Romeo. Ha! My most recent romantic experience was when I was supposed to meet up with a gal about a month ago for dinner. We aren't really dating, but have had our own fling when were both single. I took off from work a bit early, and got to her casa before she did. I talked to her sister before hand about the idea and she helped me out with it. I cooked up some Salmon with Butternut squash puree, and some nice but time consuming side dishes. Took the leafs off the kitchen table to make it a bit smaller for two. Set the table nice and tied it together with a nice bong vase I got for her. When she pulled in I cut the lights and played Everlong on the acoustic with just candles lighting the room. It seems a bit cliche, but ladies love that stuff because however much cliche it is, they always respond with 'no one has ever done anything like that for me before' If this doesn't get you laid before dinner, you should move on.
Now that I'm in a pretty serious gig, the old lady gets off to me surprise cleaning the house or something along those lines. I planted her a garden in the spring, and bought her pink gardening gear, she loved that idea as well. The typical romance is pretty played out in our relationship, and yes I'm a cheater.
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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good— happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."
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