Originally Posted by Tea Supremacist

Changing the subject completely...

FUCKING CRANEFLIES!

They're everywhere, like a uniformed mind, following me in a big, fucking swarm. They can't even fucking fly properly. It's like they're pissed and just making the token effort to get to their destination safely. Which seems to be me. Or any wall that I happen to be near. There's one on my wall right now and now I know it's there I'll lay awake for hours, just waiting to feel it creepily fly past and brusk my skin, thus forcing me to jump out of bed and possibly cry.

Stupid, pointless, cunty creatures, forcing me to either stay indoors or spend my time outside looking around myself like a paranoid nutjob.

Just needed to vent. Rant over.