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Old 07-03-2010, 11:37 AM   #101 (permalink)
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^ Not every woman doesnt want to get pregnant!
Yeah lots of women love children, I guess we all forgot about that.

I personally think pregnancy is a beautiful thing despite all the hardships that come with it. A woman's uterus is like a garden where people grow. Ok that's corny as all f*ck but it's not far from the truth.

Some girls just wanna f*ck though and they have a more severe penalty for sexual activity than guys.

I can only think of these methods in avoiding pregnancy if you live a sexual lifestyle. In order of sanest to craziest.

-Avoid straight up vaginal intercourse, using various other sexual techniques as substitutes

-Make partner use condom

-Hot lesbian sex

-Take contraceptive

-Make partner have vasectomy

-Get your tubes tied

-Intentionally seek out infertile males for intercourse

-First trimester abortion

-Female to male sex reassignment surgery, not the best option if you intend to have intercourse with your male partner

-Hysterectomy, by far the most radical and dangerous choice. You could make some quick money by selling pictures of it to death metal bands so they can use it for their album cover
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