SATCHMO

Dude in Massachusetts there's a Dunkin' Donuts on every stret corner its crazy!!!!!! If you go to Seattle there's 5 Starbucks on every street corner that's Really crazy !!!!!!!!! I asked my boss why he preferred Dunkin' Donuts to Starbuck's, and he said "Man, when I go into starbuck's I'm always standing in line behind a whole bunch of rich folks ordering there 'double mocha skim decaf capachinos' and here's me this working class stiff ordering a cup of coffe, but when I go into Dunkin' Donuts I'm standing behind this bum that woke up covered in his own vomit and spent all morning spare changing for a cup o' joe, and ya' know, it really makes me feel like I'm somebody." I thought that was hilarious, but I prefer Starbuck's. I can't dig on no coffe-flavored water.