Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Well, sloths live and sleep in trees... so all you'd need is a branch-like perch of some sort. They stay up there like 90 percent of the time. And they always go to the ground to poop. Never do they poop from the tree. And they don't poop very often, because their metabolism is so slow. So when you find out where they like to poop, that's where the newspaper goes. It can be days before they poop.
And I don't think they hump legs either. I could be wrong though.. still... ever heard of a leg-humping sloth?