Hahaa yes very true! Although I think by far the weirdest and most unwearable fragrance may be Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'Orange which is made to smell like a mixture of sweat, blood, and semen. Sounds horrible but I like that kind of ingenuity and fun. Commes des Garçons are awesome in that regard in the way they make normal fragrances like Avignon and Zagorsk but then they also make some weird fragrances like Odeur 53
Notes: Freshness of Oxygen, Flash of Metal, Fire Energy, Washing drying in the wind, Mineral intensity of carbon, Sand Dunes, Nail Polish, Cellulosic smell, Pure air of the high mountains, Ultimate Fusion, Burnt Rubber, and Flaming Rock.
and Odeur 71
Notes: Electricity, Metal, Office, Mineral, Dust on a hot light bulb, Photocopier toner, Hot metal, Toaster, Fountain pen ink, Pencil Shavings, The salty taste of a battery, Incense, Wood, Moss, Willow, Elm, Birch, Bamboo, Hyacinth and Lettuce Juice.