I once had a dream that I like to call "Garfield goes to Cookie Prison".
Garfield is sitting in what I assumed was a giant sink, but actually turned out to be a prison for cookies.
He was sitting next to the drain when the biggest cookie started mouthing off to him and threatening him.
"I'm gonna **** you up, bitch! I'm gonna **** you in the shower and make you my bitch, cat!", and all that.
But he's a cookie, so he's not able to move on his own. He just sat there, stationary; talking ****. He looked like the cookie from the Chips Ahoy! commercials.
Anyway, Garfield calmly gets up, takes him and puts him down over the drain and turns the faucet on, and he drowns him in a shallow pool of tap water.
The rest of the cookies watched in a kind of shocked disgust.
That was the end of that dream.
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