My most embarrassing moment (by far) happened a few years ago when i was still a delinquent and much more naive than i am now. I was out with some older guys, drinking, and we went into a gas station to get some munchies, stashing our booze under some rafts. well, as we were reaching down to retrieve the handle, some cops drove by. I could've SWORN the guys took off running.... but apparently in my reduced mind i just imagined that. Needless to say, I didn't get away. I lied about my age, gave the wrong birth year... etc. All around stupidity. Even so, none of us got in trouble, which was freakin lucky.
EDIT: it must not of been too bad though cuz one of the guys ended up falling in love with me lol.
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"Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
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