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Old 07-21-2010, 02:19 AM   #3032 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by crash_override View Post
I couldn't have said it better myself.

I have been rock solid hard for a girl, but as soon as I feel leg hair prickles, it's over. Completely flaccid, instantly.
See? She has been saved by her leg hair!

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Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
Not everyone has hair you can easily do that with.
Really? Has pubic hair grown longer in recent human history? I thought a "short and curly" was usually just around 2 inches long, but curled up it isn't very long at all!

Not that I go around with a ruler measuring them!
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