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Old 07-22-2010, 03:45 AM   #3045 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by boo boo View Post
It depends on the type.

Right now I'm on a vegan diet, as in I eat vegans.
Not intending to make you retch here, but do you mean eat as in eat, or eat as in "eat," boo boo?

But seriously, I've actually heard somewhere that meat-eaters and vegetarians taste different...if you get my drift. Supposedly vegetarians taste a little better!

I have no source for this, though. It's just blind hope. I'll try to find something on Google.

Ah-HA!! Here it is, the number one sex "fact" in an unsubstantiated article:

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http://www.dailycal.org/article/725/a_halloween_treat

Vegetarians taste better: What you eat affects the flavor of your semen/vaginal secretions. Meat and asparagus supposedly make sexual secretions taste bitter, garlic can make them taste garlicky and fruits, especially pineapple, can give secretions a sweet taste.
Actually, I found a lot of articles saying that vegetarians' secretions taste better, sweeter, than the meat-eaters' secretions. Someone should do a scientific study on this!!
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