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Originally Posted by glastonelle
327 and one thing of Tic Tac's.
She said it was something about having an office job and how her life was just a 'downwards spiral' (yes, she actually said that) and how everyone she knew was going places, and that soon I'd be leaving her too and she'd be alone at a job she hates with all her friends living their lives and she'd be stuck here all sad and lonely.
Obviously it didnt, otherwise her sink wouldnt be bright purple :/
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327? You counted them?
Why do you need 327 bars of chocolate? Wouldn't 100 do you for the whole weekend?
Getting absolutely car parked on Jack Daniels would've done the trick. Nothing worse than being sad and lonely with a nipple piercing and purple hair.
Great story, even though your friend is miserable.
