DISLIKES:
Ways in which Santa can realistically enter your home
- Breaking through a window
- Picking the lock to a door
- Breaking through the door, commando style
- Renting a bulldozer and coming through the living room wall
- Sneaking in during the day and hiding out in the laundry room until dark
- Chloroforming your mom as she's returning from shopping, stealing her key, then making a copy at Walmart
LIKES:
Ways in which Santa can unrealistically enter your home
- The chimney
- Teleportation (Thanks Anteater's parents)
- Up through the toilet
- Through the mirrors, like in the movie Mirrors
- Wall sockets
- Ventilation ducts
- Shape-shifting into the dog, or your sister
- inter-dimensional space-time travel
So, I've concluded that the reason the chimney is used, is because it's the least creepy of the unrealistic ways santa can break into your home. Any thoughts?
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