A school parody of who's smarter than a fifth grader: What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead.
A girl I know still doesn't get that joke. This school play was 3 months ago.
Trenna, to my friend who's Asian: If you grab my ass again I'm gonna punch you in the balls.
My other(white) friend: Trenna, Asians don't have balls.
Trenna: Oh, what the hell?! I never knew that!
Trenna: My family doctor has cancer. How do doctors get cancer?
My friend Chantel: They get it from all the sick people they take care of.
Trenna: Oh, that totally makes sense...
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