Haha, brilliant
I hate spending time in quiet places so I sometimes actively avoid them. If I sleep over at friends who have quiet rooms, I try to bring my laptop and then I set it up to play something like rainsounds while I sleep.
.. and in the spirit of Vanilla, I could add that I recently thought it might be fun to try shaving the .. uhm .. but now it's prickly! Such an annoyance whenever I'm out walking! If I could go back in time and undo that momentary lapse of reason, I would