1) If you could play any character from any movie ever, what character would you play?
Or someone similar. I'd just never get bored.
If I could be some bloke from a TV series, being Don Konkey from Dirt would be pretty fun.
2) Do you have any pet peeves?
People who pronounce comfortable as 'comfurble' are super-annoying.
3) If you had a time machine and could go back anywhere in time, where would you go?
I dunno. I'd go back about 20 years so I could have a night out in the Hacienda I suppose.
4) If you found out you had a week to live, what would you do?
Arrange matchsticks.
5) Is it better to be happy and ignorant or is it better to be unhappy and know the truth?
Ignorance is bliss, but the truth's ultimately more beneficial, so the latter I suppose.
6) If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Dunno, make cups float around of my own volition or whatever.