Your reply gave me and idea for one:
7: Whenever you hear the T.V. say "floods" are coming instead of getting all the valueables and going to higher ground you board up your house like a n00b.
8: Whenever you punch someone in the back and they don't die you yell, "YOU F
CKING LAGGING BITCH! STOP CHEATING MOTHER F
CKER!"
9: You ALWAYS pull up your legs when you jump.
10: You don't use elevators because, "They are too noisy and could give away my position... plus someone could be camping."
11: Whenever a place has the words "Ivory" and "Tower" in the name you instantly think the place sucks.
12: After playing a round of a sport you yell, "G G everybody, G G."
13: UNL355 0F C0UR53 Y0U 0WN3D 7H3M. 7H3N Y0U Y3LL, "1 P4WN3D Y0U N00BS! C0MPL37E 0WN4G3!"