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Dylanist · 08-23-2010, 06:06 PM

The guys that brought you Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and ... what else? Vampires Suck.

If you haven't seen one of their films, there are a few things you can count on being in each one. Ahem:

1) Mindless pop culture refferences from whatever year the film came out

Such as a "character" walking into a room to find Barrack Obama having sex with Snooki.

2) Physical "comedy"

Such as a "character" walking into a room to find Barrack Obama having sex with Snooki, and then is punched in the testicles.

3) That black miget

Such as a "character" walking into a room to find Barrack Obama having sex with Snooki, and then his punched in the testicles by that black miget.

Possibly the most scornful, least artistically credible films ever to be produced. And people are paying 13$ a ticket, lining up for this. I've lost faith in humanity.

08-23-2010, 06:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dylanist Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 63	Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer The guys that brought you Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and ... what else? Vampires Suck. If you haven't seen one of their films, there are a few things you can count on being in each one. Ahem: 1) Mindless pop culture refferences from whatever year the film came out Such as a "character" walking into a room to find Barrack Obama having sex with Snooki. 2) Physical "comedy" Such as a "character" walking into a room to find Barrack Obama having sex with Snooki, and then is punched in the testicles. 3) That black miget Such as a "character" walking into a room to find Barrack Obama having sex with Snooki, and then his punched in the testicles by that black miget. Possibly the most scornful, least artistically credible films ever to be produced. And people are paying 13$ a ticket, lining up for this. I've lost faith in humanity. Last edited by Dylanist; 08-23-2010 at 06:13 PM.