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Originally Posted by Barnard17
Was it the annoyance of having to cut all her food into bit size bits for her? :P
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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt
Well, despite that. Did you have a good date anyway?
I hope you both got legless!
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She was missing both her arms. I took her out for a meal to some fancy restaurant for a candlelit dinner.
We had a table overlooking the Manchester ship canal.
It was quite romantic really. A piano player, playing softly in the background, us smiling lovingly into each others eyes as I fed her.
She asked me if I'd wipe her mouth after dessert. No problem.
Could I hold the wine glass while she took a sip. No problem.
She insisted on going Dutch and could I possibly go in her bag and take out half the money for the bill. No problem.
It was going really well until she complained of a stomach ache and asked me where the ladies toilet was. :/