Dear asprin,
Oh my god, thank you so much for being here. You have no idea how much I need you. Just kind of knowing that you're here (within my inner slop of stomach acid) makes me feel a little better.
But I need you to pull through for me and kick in before I pass out. Please please please. I'll never ask you for anything this big again.
Seriously asprin, I'll pay you. I'll blow you. I'll give you that Lemonheads vinyl that lord knows I don't give a shit about. Please make the pounding stop.
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Alright you little shit, you'd better kick in within the next five minutes or I'll switch to Ibuprofin.
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