Easily the worse tobacco I've ever had the misfortune to smoke was only last month while on holiday in Turkey.
I ran out of Golden Virginia and having failed miserably to locate new supplies I was forced to buy a packet of 'Istanbul' rolling tobacco.
Never again!
The tobacco was so smooth I would have needed a set of bellows surgically implanted up my anus just to get a decent drag.
Once the colour had returned to my face, I was left with the strangest sensation to my lips.
It was if they'd been anaesthetised!
I was so disgusted that I was forced to smoke Lambert & Butler for the remainder of the holiday.
