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Old 09-03-2010, 09:39 AM   #25 (permalink)
VEGANGELICA
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Vegan - wtf? For a Vegan you sure don't act like it.
What? You don't think vegans can make death jokes?!?

Anyway, in my anniversary song about you, technically you aren't dead *yet*...you are just *near* death...you know, at the moment when we realize, "I think this is it! ****!"

I imagine at that moment there won't be any time to remember much of what we liked about life. MB may not even cross your mind! Or maybe it will! But my point was that at this moment, which may be the most intense in your life, I hope you will instead of fear and regret feel...well, The Big 3...peace, love, and joy (that you got to live at all).

What can be more vegan than wishing someone a peaceful, joyful, love-filled life and a peaceful, love-filled death that doesn't feel sad? Darn it...I knew I should have included carrots somewhere in the song!!
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan:
If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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