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Old 09-05-2010, 02:45 PM   #635 (permalink)
VEGANGELICA
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...on second thoughts.


Unluckily for you, I can type while I hold my breath. AND I have the lungs of a whale due to my incredible exercise regimen, diet, and Zen-like control of my body. I'm afraid it won't be quite that easy to get me to keel over dead.

That was a good try, though.
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan:
If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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