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1. I'm happiest when I'm in the breakup stage with someone. Happier tenfold than when I'm with them.
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Why? If I don't have strong feelings for the girl, I'm usually in a state of indifference while we're together and indifferent when we finish.
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17. My girlfriend did not want me having a gun, smoking, getting a tattoo, hanging with my friends, reading, drinking, playing a musical instrument, spending time on forums, or anything of the ilk.
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Bitch. One step too far.
Why didn't she want you reading or playing a musical instrument?
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22. I have walked in on a girlfriend having sex with two other men.
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Did you high 5 them? Join in? Kill them?
All of the above?
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23. "Oh, well then, I see you're a bit busy." was all I said. I wish it was wittier.
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Ah, you went for the witty response.
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24. One of the men asked me to join.
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I really should have read on before asking what you did.