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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide
Dude, that's hard man. I think I would have honestly laughed when I walked in, then walked out confused thinking, WTF just happened? This is some inception s hit going down. |
Bwahaha, triple layered dream invasion.
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali
Oh man that's just wrong. Like... porn-style **** slapped? That pointless tapping of the penis against the cheek?
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It was a pop on the cheek. Like audible "POP"
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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt
I hope you took what happened at face value and left her.
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I stayed with her for a week after that. Tried to talk it out. Most conversations went like this.
"How was your day, Angie?"
"Oh it was fine, yours?"
"Pretty good. Didn't run into any **** duos, so I would say it was uneventful."
"Ya know, you don't have to be so harsh."
"Oh, you're right, you already got enough of that."
I think the last time we spoke, several months after we'd broken up, she had asked what I've been up to, I spitefully commented that what I've been up to couldn't be compared to as many ****s as were up in her. Suffice it to say, we don't talk.