So, there I was browsing BBC Sport's front pages when I came across this;
BBC Sport - Football - Top job would suit me - Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce
I mean, since when did avoiding relegation every season and not winning a single trophy make you a viable Real Madrid or Inter Milan manager as he claims he could one day be? It's like Jabbadyce wants to look like more of a deluded moron with every interview after that outburst at Wenger the other day.
If this joke of a man becomes the next England manager after Capello steps down I'm going to emigrate.