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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio
So, out of the four most common toilet related scenarios, the seat is required down 75% of the time. As such, and for convenience, the seat should, by all logic, be left down.
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On the Great Toilet Seat issue, I still agree with Phanastasio!
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Originally Posted by mojopinuk
Trust you to analyse this to this degree.
No graphs? Any diagrams?
Anyway, I didn't say that we HAVE to do it standing up, just that we DO indeed do it standing up. And dont lie, if you could then you would too.
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Well, I *thought* of using diagrams.
And actually, Mojo, I would
still want to sit on the toilet, even if I had a penis, because the toilet is my sanctuary, a nice comfortable spot to sit and think. Sometimes I sit for 20 minutes, rather like The Thinker. Really!
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Originally Posted by Janszoon
I think your estimates are pretty far off there. I pee way, way more than 4 times a day.
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You pee more than 4 times per day? Hmmm...maybe my estimates were off then. I may need to recalculate.
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Originally Posted by Pedestrian
I believe the main problem in the toilet seat lies in the middle of the night, in the dark, when the woman sits into the toilet because there is no seat, and suffers from dampass.
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I agree, Pedestrian! I like the assurance of knowing I can blunder into a dark bathroom and sit down on my favorite seat without worrying whether I'll dip my rump in the water or not.
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
Why does it have to be down? Can't you move it? That's why it has hinges in it.
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
Another consideration to take is that that there's
FUCKING HINGES ON THE FUCKING THING TO MOVE IT UP AND DOWN !
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I heard you the first time!
Typical man. Always shouting.
But seriously, the underside of a toilet seat often has flecks of poop on it, so I prefer to avoid touching it unless absolutely necessary. That's why I'd want YOU to put the seat down if
you were the one to lift it.