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Old 10-04-2010, 08:08 PM   #6396 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA View Post
And actually, Mojo, I would still want to sit on the toilet, even if I had a penis, because the toilet is my sanctuary, a nice comfortable spot to sit and think. Sometimes I sit for 20 minutes, rather like The Thinker. Really!
I read an article once about a woman who got stuck on her toilet. For two years. Her family finally got worried about her and had paramedics come. They had to surgically remove her ass from the seat because it had grown around it.

She lived in a trailer park. Explains everything.
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