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Old 10-04-2010, 08:11 PM   #6397 (permalink)
VEGANGELICA
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I read an article once about a woman who got stuck on her toilet. For two years. Her family finally got worried about her and had paramedics come. They had to surgically remove her ass from the seat because it had grown around it.

She lived in a trailer park. Explains everything.
I remember that article! I haven't started growing around my toilet...yet. But I do get red rump marks after 20 minutes of sitting on the hard seat!

Maybe I should get one of those cushiony ones.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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