equality for earthworms!
I have come to testify to the issue of earthworm equality. For too long my people have been slave to the corrupt interest, the boonswogllers and houndingers, those who profit from the subjugation, oppression and marginalization of my culture! Ladies and slimes, I am a proud, fierce earthworm and I am not alone! Righteous hearts beat within us, and we cannot in good faith accept this cruel oppression uncontested! The furious thrashing and squiggling of tails and dirt vomit will overwhelm the booted bourgeois harksnagglers who have held down my brother/sisters. I am here to employ the bold lionhearts among you to stand and fight for your earthworm brothers! Join the tide or be lost among it! An army is upon you! WE WILL BE FREEEEEEEEE!
For more information on how you can join the cause, contact your local Earthworm Alliance for Resistance (EAR) chapter by dialing (800) 435-1976 or sending an email to your local EAR Representative (earrep@kangaroo.pouch)
FEEL THE REAL TRUE CAUSE! DEATH TO THE BOURGEOISIES! DEATH TO CAPITALISM! VIVA LA EARTHWORM! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
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