Originally Posted by jackhammer

I haven't got a clue how to work the washing machine even though I recently got a new one and plumbed it in myself. I can iron, cook, sew, grocery shop, change nappies, fix most electrical devices and build animal hutches but that square white beast with dials on beats me every time.

I also post here 90% of the time whilst drunk (well that's pretty much every day then) as it all seems slightly more tolerable being here