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Originally Posted by Conan
I don't do it. But I'm still paranoid I'll say something weird or embarrassing and somebody will hear it.
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"Fork in here, no pie."
"But I don't have the proof to open the door to keep it closed!"
"Nice binder. I mean, nice
old binder."
That's the kind of crap people say in their sleep. Specifically, some of the things I have said in my sleep, according to a reliable witness.