And I'm surprised no-one's said having to dump someone yet.
Also, I was getting a drink at some bar or other, and you know how the odd fella you come across has weird eyes that look like they're slightly crosseyed or something? The fella at the bar had that whole thing going. I kept turning my head thinking he was looking over my shoulder when he was asking me what I wanted to drink, 'til he actually pointed to his eyes and said 'right here'.
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