Originally Posted by mr dave

the greatest thing Matchbox 20 ever accomplished (albeit indirectly) is the creation of the following article:

Matchbox Twenty Finally Finishes Watering Down Long-Awaited New Album | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Originally Posted by The Onion

"I'm satisfied that all the watering-down we put into this album was worth it," Thomas said. "My lyrics are super-bland, the bass might as well have been recorded on a keyboard, and just wait until you hear how dull we managed to make the guitars sound. It's amazing."